Performed by Simon Ashby
Words by Mark L Berry / Music by Simon Ashby
Performed by Simon Ashby
The Evil Empires – lyrics
The Evil Empires 
On the edge of the lot
Where not just the coffee
But the mug is also hot
Come on in
Take a stool for a spin
We don’t care
What shape you’re in
Stay until you’re sober
Or your ride home arrives
We’ll keep you company
So you get home alive
Stuff stolen from everywhere
They have plenty more
Those mega conglomerates
Not our mom and pop store
Come on in
Take a stool for a spin
We don’t care
What shape you’re in
Stay until you’re sober
Or your ride home arrives
We’ll keep you company
So you get home alive
We feed the needs
Of The Fallout Shelter Crowd
With a 24 hour breakfast
That would make your mother proud
For your coffee or tea
We serve powdered aspirin for free
Just don’t drink and drive
We’ll call you a taxi
Come on in
Take a stool for a spin
We don’t care
What shape you’re in
Stay until you’re sober
Or your ride home arrives
We’ll keep you company
So you get home alive
Lyrics Copyright©2008 by Mark L. Berry