Tofu Isn't Good for You

Tofu Is Bad for You
– Performed by Meri Amber
– Words by Mark L Berry
– Music by Meri Amber

Lyrics:

“Tofu Isn’t Good For You”

(chorus)
Tofu
Isn’t good for you
We thought it was
But that’s no longer true
It seems so benign
Health food’s top of the line
What vegetarians dine
But on further review
Tofu isn’t good for you

(v1)
Now we know
Tofu is bad for men
Is made from soy
That’s full of estrogen
That steals their mojo
And sucks out their gusto
Don’t let your shark
Shrink into a minnow
Recharge your crossbow
And start eating meat again

(v2)
Estrogen
As isoflavones
Is robbing men
Of their cajones
It lowers libido
That’s not what they need, oh
Don’t let your storm
Turn into a rainbow
Recharge your ammo
And eat your salami and baloney

(bridge)
It has to be fine
Some would say
To dine on
Tofu all day
But now we know
That’s not the way
To keep a healthy Dossier

When you should laugh
All you do is cry
You’re sensitive
And you don’t know why
But estrogen’s high
In the tofu you buy
It’s time to wake your inner samurai

(Outro)
Meat
Makes men strong as ants
It puts a weapon
In their underpants
So let’s not let them
Eat only plants
Soy turns our men into little boys

Tofu
Isn’t good for you
We thought it was
But now we know that’s no longer true